• The deeper the snow, the better.
• "Mid-winter thaw" should be abolished by law.
• There is seldom such a thing as "too damn cold"
• The only difference between 20 above and 20 below is your sled runs a little better at 20 below.
• When the roads suck, go cross-country.
• Spring always comes too soon, even when it's in late June.
• "Zero-visibility" and "Blizzard conditions" just mean it's gonna take a little longer to get to the cabin.
• A ride in "marginal conditions" (i.e. freakin' crappy!) is still a ride!
• The words "what do you think the state trail's like" are almost always regreted.
• Muscle-sled rhymes with muscle-head.

More Tao (thanks Pete M.!):

• Days get shorter, nights get longer, snow gets deeper, life gets better!
• In Canada there are 5 months of winter, 7 months of bad snowmobiling.