The Tao of Stormtrooperism:
- The deeper the snow, the better.
- "Mid-winter thaw" should be abolished
by law.
- There is seldom such a thing as "too
damn cold"
- The only difference between 20 above and 20 below
is your sled runs a little better at 20 below.
- When the roads suck, go cross-country.
- Spring always comes too soon, even when it's
in late June.
- "Zero-visibility" and "Blizzard
conditions" just mean it's gonna take a little longer to get to the
cabin.
- A ride in "marginal conditions"
(i.e. freakin' crappy!) is still a ride!
- The words "what do you think the state
trail's like" are almost always regreted.
- Muscle-sled rhymes with muscle-head.
More Tao (thanks Pete M.!):
- Days get shorter, nights get longer, snow gets
deeper, life gets better!
- In Canada there are 5 months of winter, 7 months
of bad snowmobiling.
Please send your Tao suggestions to: strmtrpr@acd.net